《出师表》之银行柜员版

臣本牛马

I‘m a humble clerk

躬耕于柜台

toil at the counter

苟全性命于客户涉案

surviving customer lawsuits

不求闻达于任务天坑

task-filled traps

领导不以臣命贱

my lowly status

猥自塞毒饼

force-feeds me toxic quotas

三顾臣于工位之中

thrice cornering me at my desk

持刀架颈日

knife at my throat

遂强塞保险基金入喉

Thus, insurance and funds are crammed down my throat

活焊贵金属入腹

precious metals welded into my gut

由是七窍喷血

blood spurts from every orifice

客户更非善类

Clients? Worse !

常有老赖拍桌唾面狂吠

weapons

持投诉以挟

Grievance

臣由是感激

Such is my "gratitude."

未完待续

To be continued.